- You know personal information about people you haven’t spoken to in five years
- Because you stalk them on the regular:
- You have taken photos solely for the reason that “I need a new profile picture”
- Bathroom selfies are your bread and butter
- When you delete your account its back up less than a week later, you can’t resist.
- You have posted something and refreshed multiple times to watch the likes grow and when someone like you feel like:
- Happiness is hitting 100 likes on your profile picture but you pretend you don’t care
- You Photoshop your profile pictures
- You post statuses about intensely personal things that nobody should know about:
- You need to have your relationships validated through Facebook